Golden Malformed Porn...
Dear God. Say it ain't so...
The Emperor is a Pinhead
The Hanged Man has a sock stuffed in his Jock
The Star has a malformed Ass
The empress is pissed and hoping for a leg waxing
Justice either lost her underwear or pissed herself, I'm not sure which...
The Hierophant is unrolling the toilet paper...Alzheimer's?
The High Priestess is pregnant and wants a Martini
The Magician has a strong like a shovel jay, and no pre-frontal lobes
The fool got shorted on genitalia, the set he's wearing belong to his 6 month old baby brother...
And that's just some of the majors...
And you're willing to pay money for this freakshow????