Starri Knytes
I don't think you've quite got the hang of this have you Starri!! There is a booby-prize, see if you can guess who's in line for it.
I'm the biggest boob here so far so that would be Me!
I don't think you've quite got the hang of this have you Starri!! There is a booby-prize, see if you can guess who's in line for it.
I once attended a lecture on medieval poetry and one of the speakers was an elderly spinster who addressed us on a poem entitled "The Battering Ram". She seemed to believe that this was about the storming of a fortress, but when she got to the lines which went something like;I'm the biggest boob here so far so that would be Me!
I once attended a lecture on medieval poetry and one of the speakers was an elderly spinster who addressed us on a poem entitled "The Battering Ram". She seemed to believe that this was about the storming of a fortress, but when she got to the lines which went something like;
"Oh Battering ram, battering ram, so large and so great,
Battering ram, battering ram, pound at my gates"
the lecture had to be stopped because we the audience were all in hysterics. She stood there looking utterly bemused until one of the other speakers whispered something in her ear, at which point she audibly exclaimed; "Oh! They think it's about a cock!"
Do you mean the lecture or the ......... ?Ohhhhhhhhh man, I wish I could have witnessed that!
I once attended a lecture on medieval poetry and one of the speakers was an elderly spinster who addressed us on a poem entitled "The Battering Ram". She seemed to believe that this was about the storming of a fortress, but when she got to the lines which went something like;
"Oh Battering ram, battering ram, so large and so great,
Battering ram, battering ram, pound at my gates"
the lecture had to be stopped because we the audience were all in hysterics. She stood there looking utterly bemused until one of the other speakers whispered something in her ear, at which point she audibly exclaimed; "Oh! They think it's about a cock!"
:rofl:rofl:rofl:Do you mean the lecture or the ......... ?