Kiama
I found this whilst surfing the web. Enjoy!
NEVER BEFORE IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY HAS MAN BEEN SO PLAUGED BY THE PRESCENSE OF EVIL.
I AM SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR UNLEASHING THE FALLEN ONE, BALBERITH, UPON THE WORLD AT A HALLOWEEN SEANCE. LITTLE DID I KNOW, THAT FATEFUL HALLOWEEN NIGHT IN 1962, THAT ONE SMALL FOOLISH GAME COULD HAVE CHANGED THE COURSE OF HUMANITY.
SINCE I BECAME AWARE OF THE EVIL ....I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 39 YEARS RECRUITING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO INVOKE THE SPIRITS TO RECAPTURE HIM. NOW, AS I CANNOT CONTINUE, I PASS THIS BURDEN ON TO MY SON, BREWSTER, WHO WRITES TO YOU NOW.
AND SO WE COME TO THE YEAR 2002.....
AND THE EVIL IS STILL LOOSE.
PLEASE, I BEG YOUR HELP TO ENTRAP THIS BEAST THAT HAS CAUSED SUCH PAIN AND GRIEF. TO RECALL HIM TO THE DEPTHS, YOU MUST INVOKE THE SPIRITS AND RETURN HIM TO THE NETHERWORLD.
YOU MUST SUMMON THE DEAD
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES
( and yes you are ! )
ROFLMAO! I found this very funny!
Kiama
NEVER BEFORE IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY HAS MAN BEEN SO PLAUGED BY THE PRESCENSE OF EVIL.
I AM SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR UNLEASHING THE FALLEN ONE, BALBERITH, UPON THE WORLD AT A HALLOWEEN SEANCE. LITTLE DID I KNOW, THAT FATEFUL HALLOWEEN NIGHT IN 1962, THAT ONE SMALL FOOLISH GAME COULD HAVE CHANGED THE COURSE OF HUMANITY.
SINCE I BECAME AWARE OF THE EVIL ....I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 39 YEARS RECRUITING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO INVOKE THE SPIRITS TO RECAPTURE HIM. NOW, AS I CANNOT CONTINUE, I PASS THIS BURDEN ON TO MY SON, BREWSTER, WHO WRITES TO YOU NOW.
AND SO WE COME TO THE YEAR 2002.....
AND THE EVIL IS STILL LOOSE.
PLEASE, I BEG YOUR HELP TO ENTRAP THIS BEAST THAT HAS CAUSED SUCH PAIN AND GRIEF. TO RECALL HIM TO THE DEPTHS, YOU MUST INVOKE THE SPIRITS AND RETURN HIM TO THE NETHERWORLD.
YOU MUST SUMMON THE DEAD
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES
( and yes you are ! )
ROFLMAO! I found this very funny!
Kiama
