Kamic bitch slap...I like that. LOL. I too wish I had known of such a spread earlier, but at the moment have no need of it. But I know plenty of people I can use it on. Anyway, I like the spread.
I love that you had the ingenuity and creativity to write this! Amazing and hilarious spread. I read it to a friend of mine and she and I both laughed our A's off This reminded me to stop being/taking things so seriously when it comes to tarot and reading (which I have become progressively boring with lol)
I'm asking myself these questions every day, and the bad thing is that I realise that I'm stupid into falling for major A-holes, but still I can't help it...