baba-prague said:
Magpie! That is a DISGRACEFULLY blatant hint on this thread. I realise that you are of course only selflessly offering to take unwanted decks off people's hands, but even so, I really have to tell you off about this.
By the way, people DO send me unsolicited decks fairly often and I accept them only in the interests of helping the addicted to rid themselves of temptation. Cough.
O MIGHTY ONE, I Grovel At Your feet. Surely you recognize my pure desire to help others less deckedly endowed than myself to stay that way. But I think it was more a pitiful whine than a blatant hint, since I expect nothing will manifest except perhaps a rainfall of Miss Cleo and other despicable weapons of mass duplication. There's nothing worse that a Deck Gone Bad....and we see a lot of the bad ones here.
whispering in their seductive little voices, cuddling on our shoulders, nestling in our hands making promises they can't keep.."we will make you wise....we will make you hip...we will make you sexy....we will make you rich ..we will make you popular...we will make you powerful.." On and on it goes, and we fall one by one, to their malcontentations.
What sort of <highly indignant smiley here> human being would want me to abandon poor little nisaba to this dark fate? Hundreds, nay, thousands of unsolicited decks coming to her in waves...she could be crushed under them! And then, to add insult to injury, those who found her sweet broken body would say, "Well, ya gotta expect it, she's obviously an addict."
Really, Baba, I am Shocked! Shocked and hurt at your callus disregard of the terrible danger our poor girl is in!