That Dan Guy and Umbrae, I'm so glad the two of you have finally started sharing your material. When you first mentioned suits, I got the image of a bunch of guys sitting at the bar in pinstripes and really shiny shoes. The Guys in Suits were wearing gold watches and gold chains and at least one of them had a gold tooth.
I asked them why you and That Dan Guy were all wrapped up in panning fer gold all of a sudden, and what was this new focus on suits, and one of them whipped round with an awful funny smile. It was the guy with the gold tooth. The gold caught the light, and went "ping" like in those toothpaste ads. He said, 'Howdy fer-mitten, the name's AL."
'Al, Al... I've known a few Al's in my day, you got a last name ?'
"Yessir, I do, Miss Fer-mitten, it's Chemy -- Al Chemy. We're the folks who turn the dross into Gold."
"Dross ?"
"Dunno what it means either, just a funny word but it sounds good."
"Did you mean mud ?" I know a French poet named Baudelaire, who ..."
"Bow-de-layer ?
"He'd be the guy. Baudelaire was obsessed with turning MUD into gold, mud, see that was the dark and dirty experiences of human life, and grotesque images, you know, like a maggot on a rotting cadaver, or maybe just a rainy day ... the idea was to take the dark images none of the other poets wanted and spin it into the finest poetic gold, beauty."
"Yes, miss Fer-mitten, that be the idea -- dross, poop, mud... I reckon your Dan fellow is talking about finding poetic gold from the dross of human life. It's a life work."
"You don't say. Alrighty, then, Al, so that's why we're panning here panning for gold. But why the fancy suits ? "
Al grinned and his tooth went "ping" ... but then all of a sudden, I got the picture, and the big guys with their gold chains went POOF, leaving just a few piles of tarot cards dribbling off their barstools.
Too bad, I liked Al, he reminded me of another Al I once knew.
So suits, eh? Suits ? Wow, that Dan Guy, and the Umbrae, sure know how to get a gal all riled up ... thinking. I see so, tell me if I have this right .. if each suit represents an aristotelian "element" we ought to be thinking about how the "elements" combine to create the different building blocks of life, and/or gold, and what they tell us about how to turn vast expanses of misery into nuggets of priceless treasure ?
And why the five ... hmmmm. If the five introduces movement into the stability of the four ... hmmm and there are four suits. The five would then be -- the "fifth" thing -- the spark of light that makes the four building blocks explode into life ... the chemical reaction, the DNA in motion, the hand of God ... hmmmmm.
Okay I like where this is going. Bartender ? May you have a glass of Volnay ?