Feretian said:
*pant, pant, pant*
I just came off the trade train with a great trade deal, but two people offered the Bohemian Cats and I never wanted one but now it's stuck in my chest like a cat kneading its claws in a lap.
Help!
Now look.
All repeat after me.
The cats will only ever speak to gregory (and only if the 2 Swords is in a yellow dress; the blue dress is an IMPOSTOR, and if that is a second edition you have in your lap, it is a foul infidel and will fetch you quite a lot on ebay as it is OOP... oops
) ANYWAY - they are also awkward and want desperately to get undressed, and will probably do so in a reading and embarrass you. They will also claw all your other desk to bits; they are a JEALOUS deck and don't care WHO knows. it. They even bite Thoths in the knees, I'm telling you.
Eat Whiskas !
The Crone is just plain UGLY. Need I say more. It is vile and muddled and man hating and...
And the Sissi. The BEST thing about that is that two cards are mislabelled which I always find hugely amusing, as no-one else ever seems to have noticed.(The German titles on King and Queen of Cups are reversed.)
I am warped. You know this. But you also know I Speak Truth.
Pass the coffee.
PS damn;I forgot the New Century. I tell you what is MOST crap about the various English language reissues of this deck. THEY CUT THE SIDES OFF THE IMAGES (and messed up the Tower big time so it is all FUZZY.) If you HAVE to have the art - buy it as the Golden Gomera from amazon.de - you will see the sides of the pix you were missing and a Tower card with the detail intact. GRRRRRRR. But it isn't one you can read with; it gives you migraine with the colours. Someone used images from it to tile their kitchen I believe....Better....
There is also a knock off version with HUGE pale blue borders in a kit called Simply Tarot - with even MORE of the images cut off.