i'm with you, splungebob.
how'm i ever supposed to tease things out and get to the really interesting heart of the matter if i don't devil's advocate all over creation? how do i clarify things if people won't discuss them with me and point out problematic parts of my system? how'm i supposed to know when i've crossed the line from "discussion" to "arguement" if I'M still having fun and being genuinely interested?
actually, i find when that happens, people tell me...
it happens to me a lot. *grin*
you're clearly not a Skeptic. some of what you say may be skeptical, but that isn't the same thing, and that's not merely a matter of semantics. for some of us, these kinds of questions are a learning technique, not an attack. we just... wanna know.
this whole thread has been highly entertaining, AND informative. it's got a lot to think about in it... but no one has yet said anything about what it sounds like you're really wanting to explore. not know
once and for all!!!1!, not debunk, not ridicule... just... look at the bones of it.
maybe astrology isn't about the mechanics of the way the planets influence us, but rather about the correlations that astrologers the world over, through years of necessity, observed about human behavior. not the symbols imposing on people, but explaining tendencies IN people and being associated with certain planets, stars, etc. maybe it's heading down the wrong path to discuss whether jupiter is a god or a ball of gas... it demonstrably IS, in fact, a ball of gas, but we associate spirit with everything from trees to the earth herself, so why not a quasi-divine being generated by/associated with jupiter? it's just that it isn't JUST a god to us anymore, and that's makes it no less fascinating from an astrological point of view. maybe the influence isn't gravitational, but magnetic or the deflection/attraction of solar winds and radiation or... or maybe it's the key to the actual mechanism of things like the collective subconscious and THAT'S how the planets influence human behavior but we won't know more about it until the scientists uncover some of the secrets of hyperspace.... or...
i really have no idea. i'm not an astrologer. but i see what you were getting at, and i'd love for someone to bestow some insight about that or just throw out some theories, but from a viewpoint of having actually studied astrology.
troublemaker. =p